Afternoon Crumbs

May 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Just a few months after declaring bankruptcy, Pier 1 Imports wasn’t able to find a buyer during these coronavirus times and has been forced to close all 540 of its stores forever. They’ve been in business since 1962 (when their name was Cost Plus). This is like a rattan punch to the heart of a 12-year-old me who was wowed by all the “exotic” treasures of Pier 1 and begged my mom to buy me a peacock rattan chair. So if you hear about a crazed gay who was arrested after pounding on the locked doors of a Pier 1 begging them to let him buy a fire sale-priced peacock rattan chair, send bail money  – NPR

First Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas were papped wearing matching half-heart necklaces and now they’ve been papped wearing the same shirt. It’s a shame that malls are shut down right now because BenAna can’t fulfill their annoying high school couple destiny of getting matching airbrushed “Ben Hearts Ana” sweatshirts – Lainey Gossip 

I’m not sure what’s more laughable here: the fact that this Mel Gibson butt nugget got made or that 90s video game disaster of a poster  – Celebitchy

Neil Gaiman realizes that flying to Scotland during a lockdown was a mistake, and yes, I picture him mouthing the words, “I don’t mean that,” to his Scottish side piece while typing out that apology – Pajiba

That really smug-sounding wet fart you heard earlier was just Matt Lauer opening his mouth about Ronan FarrowMediaite

Here’s the trailer for HBO Max’s ballroom competition show, LegendaryTowleroad

Save Ron Jeremy’s thick and long wood! – The Blemish

Vanessa Hudgens is bored so she did a photoshoot that is very “Coachella if Coachella was held during a safari in the early-90s” – Drunken Stepfather

Pic: Wikimedia Commons

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