Night Crumbs

May 14, 2020 / Posted by:

NOOOOO, thanks to Wolf of Wall Street, Jonah Hill is now the actor who has cursed the movies in movies. Samuel L. Jackson previously held that extremely illustrious record. This can’t be. QUICK, Hollywood, greenlight a movie called Fuck You Fucking Motherfucker where Samuel L. Jackson just says “fuck you fucking motherfucker”  over and over again for 2 hours straight – Just Jared

Even Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas look bored as bored can be with their ho stroll strolling – Lainey Gossip 

Matt Damon is living in a fairy tale dream while in quarantine in Ireland, but that pube dot shit on his face is more like a soul patch nightmare – Celebitchy

Frozen will not reopen on Broadway when the lockdown ends, because I guess Disney had to cut costs somewhere and they sure as hell ain’t going to lower the salary of that greedy whore Mickey Mouse – SOW

Fran Drescher is now your crazy aunt who is constantly posting on Facebook about how 5G is responsible for coronavirus – OMG Blog

Want to protect others while also serving PPE elegance? Here are some looks for you – Drunken Stepfather

PUPPIES!!!! (featuring Olivia Munn) – Popoholic

Luca Guadagnino, the director of Call Me By Your Name, is set to direct another Scarface remake, because we really need one. I can’t wait to see Timothee Chalamet as Tony Montana and a freshly fucked peach as Elvira Hancock – Variety

Pic: Paramount Pictures

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