Night Crumbs

The New York Times did an oral history of Mad Max: Fury Road for its fifth anniversary and the cast talked about how things were tense between Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, and how Tom Hardy regularly went off on Charlize and George Miller during filming. It seems like everything is cool between Tom and Charlize now and they don’t hate each other, like the way I hate The New York Times for making me think they published a piece about everyone who’s given oral to Tom Hardy’s Mad Max – Lainey Gossip

According to Billie Eilish, edgy rebels are sitting at home sipping chamomile tea, not doing lines off of a stripper’s ass – Celebitchy

To think, Jo from Facts of Life could’ve been Monica Geller – Pajiba

When General Hospital runs out of episodes later this month, they should just play the scenes between Robin Scorpio and her alien friend over and over again – SOW

Okay, but for a minute I was actually about to compliment Vanessa Hudgens’ style because I thought she was wearing a jizz earring – Egotastic!

And in Marie Claire magazine, Dakota Johnson is serving Forever 21’s Valley of the Dolls collection – Popoholic

Anderson Cooper is co-parenting with his ex because his ex is family and he doesn’t really have any blood-related family anymore – Towleroad

We’re ending this Crumbs on a note of extra sadness wrapped in more sadness, Beckett Cypher, son of Melissa Etheridge, has died at 21 – Just Jared

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