Afternoon Crumbs
The Friends reunion has been pushed to “hopefully at the end of the summer” territory because they want to do it in the studio with a live audience. Well, I have a feeling that if this reunion, which we’ve been talking about for eons, actually does happen, the audience will be filled with a swarm of locusts and the Four Horsemen since it’ll be the end of the world – Lainey Gossip
“Ew, bro, I didn’t know you were into GILF poon,” said Pussy Posse grand don Leonardo DiCaprio about Tobey Maguire’s 27-year-old girlfriend – Celebitchy
Broadway isn’t opening up until September at the earliest, but Disney+ gave the theater queens something to live for by pushing up the release of a filmed (and possibly censored) performance of Hamilton starring the original Broadway cast. It’s going to be nice to watch it without having to deal with that annoying trick in the theater who wants everyone to know they know the lyrics to every song by singing along. “That does sound nice, too bad I won’t get to experience that,” said my dog whose ears will curl as I badly rap along to Satisfied – Pajiba
Tony Shalhoub and his wife Brooke Adams got coronavirus but beat it – SOW
Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is serving “suburban girl going to the grocery store in a beach town circa 1988” – Popoholic
Because everything needs to be on social media, Tallulah Willis posted a picture of Demi Moore looking like she’s giving Tallulah an at-home colonoscopy – Egotastic!
I guess the writers and producers of The Crown aren’t a fan of true love because they aren’t taking on Prince Tampon – Just Jared
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