Night Crumbs

May 7, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re like me, your heart hits the brakes fast whenever you see something about Betty White, but this is good Betty White news. Lifetime has announced that the 98-year-old international treasure will star in one of their Christmas movies and she may possibly play Mrs. Claus. We always need more Betty White in our lives, but they better shoot this movie in her house and every crew member and cast member better get a Lysol bath before going in and wear a Hazmat suit while working with her, because with coronavirus still running around, we must protect her at all costs! –SOW

Taylor Swift posted a new picture on Instagram that has probably got the Swifties going into Detective La Toya mode and wondering, “What does it all mean?!” For me, the picture just tells me that Taylor is Anthropologie’s #1 customer and hasn’t touched a bottle of V05 in weeks – Lainey Gossip¬†

While us regulars curse and moan as we try to make an Ina Garten recipe, only to fail at it. Selena Gomez will curse and moan as she tries to make a master chef recipe with the master chef on the line, only she’s going to get paid for it by HBO – Celebitchy

Today, the Oscar statue is looking at Kevin James like, “You TRIED it,” for getting into Nazi butch drag for a movie – Pajiba

Oh, it’s just Carolyn Murphy doing yoga poses on the farm after dropping peyote – Drunken Stepfather

“She could be a farmer in those clothes”Popoholic

And now I have to go and write an ALL-CAPS rant on Nextdoor about someone driving 26mph in the neighborhood when the speed limit is 25mph and I have to do that since I’m obviously 85 years old now that fucking Ron Weasley is a father ¬†– Just Jared

Pic: Lifetime

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