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May 4, 2020 / Posted by:

The gigantic fake AirPods that one woman got from Amazon!

The New York Post says that a Twitter user from Dubai named Aleezay posted a picture of the FauxPods she said she got off of Amazon, and while Will Smith would look at them and say, “Um, still too small for my ears,” most people would look at those things and say the same thing a trick says when Jon Hamm pulls out the Hammaconda, “That thing is going to destroy my holes!

Aleezay has since deleted her entire Twitter account, but before she did, she tweeted that she bought the FauxPods for $62 and knew they were fake because of the price. So she was probably expecting something slightly janky, but wasn’t expecting two Stormtrooper blowdryers.

“I got the AirPods from Amazon last month,” said Aleezay in Twitter post last week. “I knew they were fake because Amazon sells weird stuff, and it wasn’t expensive. I was shocked not going to lie, but we move on.”

She said she spent the equivalent of $62 for the fake AirPods, which normally retail for more than three times the price. Her post, which features a photo of the giant AirPods, received more than 72,000 retweets.

They’re probably novelty speakers or something, but since dirty gutter water is forever flowing through my brains, I see something completely different. I see a Stormtrooper dildo and a Stormtrooper butt plug. May the FOURTH (and plenty of lube) be with you.

Pic: Twitter

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