Night Crumbs

Jake Gyllenhaal and his stunning bob were on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and Jake and Stephen got into the country’s current fetish of choice: sourdough making! Like 99.9% of the population, Jake is a sourdough ho. I swear, look at what this lockdown has done to some people. I’ve always wanted to see Jake work a mound of dough, but not like this  – Lainey Gossip 

Katie Couric must be as delicate as a crystal baby swan’s first tear if she got shook up over Denzel Washington being annoyed over how she stupidly worded a question  – Celebitchy

Oscar Isaac saying, “You Slut, gimme that!“, is my new ringtone – Pajiba

Jada Pinkett Smith says that being in quarantine with Will Smith has made her realize that she doesn’t know him at all. So either Jada has spent a total of 10 minutes with Will throughout their entire marriage, or she has realized that she doesn’t like his ass, or that drug called Scientology got a hold of her brains again – Jezebel

“You’re using me to take a picture of your crotch again, right?” – that puppy to Nina Dobrev – Drunken Stepfather

Debi Mazar, who had coronavirus, is afraid it’s going to fuck with her again after the summer – Just Jared

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