While many of us desperate trollops are suffering from the stage 10 hornies during this lockdown, Mario Lopez would like you to know that he and his wife Courtney Mazza are doing each other so much that she could end up with a quarantine fetus in her body. Uh-huh, I mean, I’m sure Mario Lopez is getting a lot of action since he’s locked up in the house with nothing to do. But instead of sexing on Courtney all the time, I bet he’s non-stop humping his real true love: a mirror – Too Fab
Like a scorned bitch who has been cheated on, AMC has dumped Universal for doing it wrong by releasing Trolls World Tour on streaming and for saying that they plan to release other movies on streaming too – Lainey Gossip
During this time of a toilet paper shortage, Beyonce is wrong for making the Beyhive shit themselves by releasing a Savage remix with Megan Thee Stallion – Just Jared
For once quick second there, I thought that Jessica Simpson went brown in the hair and eyebrows – Egotastic!
A thing of elegance: Rita Ora’s titty hammock shirt IS – Popoholic
Kate Hudson wanted a piece of 2000 era Jimmy Fallon, armpit syrup stains and all – Celebitchy
After reading the Academy’s rules for the Oscars next year, we’re probably going to hear the words: And the Oscar goes to… Vin Diesel for Bloodshot! – The Hollywood Reporter