Afternoon Crumbs
Kristen Stewart is in quarantine with her hairstylist friend Cj Romero and got him to slather her hair with some orange dye (in shade: Carrot Top’s pubes). Cj also cut Emma Roberts’ mop. Now, I don’t know if Emma is in quarantine with them or is just a social distancing-breaking rebel. But I do know that I would not want to be in lockdown with KStew because if we crossed paths in the middle of the night while making our way to the bathroom, I’d get spooked over her looking like a cross between a hipster Chucky Doll and a hipster Drop Dead Fred – Celebitchy
Despite Jessie J spending a good chunk of her career in Magica de Spell drag, she’ll probably never be a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. And if she ever does make an appearance on Drag Race, Michelle Visage will be the one to tell her to sashay her rude ass away – Lainey Gossip
Brad Pitt’s Dr. Fauci impersonation is now Fauci approved! – Pajiba
Chrissy Teigen has let everyone know she’s got a place under SpongeBob SquarePants on the list of Tricks Who Have Made The Mo$$$t Out Of Their Square Bodies – Egotastic!
NooooooOooooooOOOOoooooooOOOOoooo!!!!!! – Towleroad
Halsey is still Comic Con-ing at home – Popoholic
A sequel to The Goonies is in the works – SOW
And in news of sadness, Ms. Minnie (real name: Ashley Ross), who was in Little Women: Atlanta and was a meme queen, has died in a car accident at the way too young age of 34.
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