Night Crumbs

April 23, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

When Elisabeth Hasselbeck was on The View last month, she said that we just need to pray coronavirus away and she wasn’t going to let it rule her life. Even Meghan McCain thought that what Elisabeth said was a steaming shit river of stupidity. And on Watch What Happens Live last night, Meghan said that she was a huge fan of Elisabeth’s but she has no time for people who aren’t taking the virus seriously and never needs to co-host The View with Elisabeth again. Honestly, Meghan was probably pissed because if some former Fox News blonde is going to get attention on The View for spewing out some foolery, it better be her, goddamit! – Just Jared

I was going to yell at noted pap hater Julia Roberts for not wearing a mask, but then how would she spit and bite at the paps?! – Lainey Gossip

Ansel Elgort’s nearly naked body helped raise a ton of money for charity, and it’s either because people got moist in the tip over what they saw or they threw cash at him while screaming, “Stop, please!” – Pajiba

I see that Val Kilmer could write several scriptures in The Church of St. Angie Jolie’s Bible – Celebitchy

If only Andie MacDowell’s daughter (not the one who got with Pete Davidson) wore this dominatrix sperm mess while sneaking out of that closed park. It would’ve made sliding under that gate so much easier! – Egotastic!

Marianne Faithfull can go ahead and add coronavirus to the long list of things she’s survived along with hepatitis C, anorexia, heroin addiction, and Mick Jagger – Pitchfork

Halsey celebrated Earth Day by posting a picture of her bare ass globes – Popoholic

Jussie Smollett’s lawsuit against the City of Chicago got tossed – Reuters

Shirley Knight, who was in Sweet Bird of Youth, As Good As It Gets, Thirtysomething, Desperate Housewives, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and Beyond The Poseidon Adventure (“Why the hell did you have to mention that?” – Shirley Knight), has died at 83 – Entertainment Weekly

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