Hot Slut Of The Day!
Melinda Meza, a reporter whose nude man became the unwitting star of her bang-cutting segment!
Some are either saying, “Poor Melinda and her man,” over her man’s blurry peen upstaging her riveting bang-cutting segment, or people are saying, “Atta girl, Melinda,” over her having some actual peen in her house during a time when every single trick in the land is hard-up for actual peen. But whatever you’re saying, Melinda’s probably screaming, “Goddammit [insert the name of her man]!”, while her man is shouting, “Goddammit Melinda!”, and the peen’s shouting, “The camera didn’t even get my good side!”
KCRA in Sacramento did a segment called “Hair Stylists Want To Work“ and it was all about how the beauty artistes of the country aren’t able to work right now due to that mega piece of trash known as coronavirus fucking with everyone’s health, nerves, and money. During the segment, they talked about how some people are picking up scissors to risk getting a jacked-up haircut by cutting their hair themselves. Toward the end of the segment, they cut to Melinda cutting her bangs in her bathroom while saying, “… so people won’t have to do this much longer”, referring to how people want to go back to their hairstylists. And as she did that, the Miss Prissy jumped out of all of us as we screamed: A MAAAAAAAAN DIIIIIIICK!
Because I’m a freak of neatness, I also screamed, “CLEAN YOUR COUNTER!”
But I don’t know if that anchor said, “She’s brave,” because Melinda did what those who don’t have a cosmetology certificate shouldn’t do (cut their bangs) or because Melinda shared her naked man with the world.
KCRA wouldn’t comment on this.
I’m not sure how this happened. Maybe Melinda thought the steam would censor her man’s down-low parts? Or maybe, just maybe, Melinda knows that all of us thirsty hos have gone through every single dick on PornHub and so she and her man decided to throw us all a fresh and new bone (PoP: punned on purpose). If that’s the case, what charitable saints!
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