Night Crumbs

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Leave it to Fiona Apple to finally make “fetch” happen. She’s released Fetch The Bolt Cutters, her first album in 8 years, and you can go ahead and cancel the Grammys. No, not because of coronavirus, but because Fiona already won every Grammy since everyone’s calling it a masterpiece. And well, I’m calling for Fiona to please send my dog some Xanax since he went wild at the sound of her dogs (and Cara Delevingne’s dogs, apparently) barking at the end of the title song. And yes her dogs are going to win Grammys too – Mediaite

The dude who runs one of the Ana de Armas fan accounts that she blocked is in love with her even more and is praising her for serving looks on her pap strolls with Ben Affleck. If serving looks means dressing like a tennis-playing flasher, then yes, she’s serving looks – Lainey Gossip 

ALL THE ROLES, obviously! – Pajiba

Meanwhile, Princess Sofia of Sweden is saying to other royals, “Hold my wine, no seriously, hold it, because I’m off to be an anti-corona medical warrior in a hospital.” – Celebitchy

Flaca from Orange is the New Black paid tribute to The Original Selena on what would’ve been her 49th birthday – Egotastic!

Someone set up a little date between this Daniel Newman dude and the definition of VERS – Towleroad

Eiza Gonzalez is working the fuck out of a truckle of cheese – Popoholic

And as a million cosplay tears flood the streets… – Just Jared

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