“Hello, 911? I know you all got a lot to deal with right now, but I need to report the evil pieces of trash who turned Valley Girl into the worst Glee episode ever and also put Logan Paul in it. You’ll arrest them right away? Okay, thank you!” – Just Jared
When the world ends, Lindsay Lohan will be sitting on a pile of rubble and telling the rats who survived the apocalypse that she still wants to do Mean Girls 2 – Lainey Gossip
Never mind that I thought Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas had baby diapers on their faces, their dogs are going to have six-packs on their legs from all this walking they’ve been forced to do on the ho stroll – Celebitchy
Chris Cuomo’s wife got corona too – Pajiba
I don’t know whether to scream “You deserve better than this crap, Nomi Malone!” or “You deserve better than this crap, Punky!” – /Film
Everyone is bored, even Halle Berry – Egotastic!
Um, get with it, Dua Lipa, we’re supposed to be covering our parts with pillows, not craft time guitars – Popoholic
Tony and Golden Globe-winning thespian Brian Dennehy (who was in Death of a Salesmen, Silverado, Cocoon, Romeo + Juliet, Tommy Boy, and To Catch A Killer) has died at 81 – A.V. Club