Hot Slut Of The Day!
Adam Ellis, the creator of the perfect coronavirus look for every thirsty bottom!
Today is National Horny Day, which is strange. I mean, National Horny Day is pretty much every day since most of us are hard-up hos. And during these times, National Horny Day is REALLY every day now that our holes are all holed up and we have to social distance from everything including dick. But in honor of this National Horny Day, I am going to honor a horny hero who made the perfect ensemble to wear for a quick stroll or to Target to gather the essentials (lube and a cucumber, or a watermelon if you’re a size queen).
Adam, who is a comic book artiste, tweeted an easy DIY mask tutorial you can do yourself using old shorts, scissors, and some needle and thread. You get a mask and an exquisitely demure pair of easy access fuck me shorts!
I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think? pic.twitter.com/ZFvFmh97xz
— Adam Ellis (@adamtotscomix) April 15, 2020
After Adam’s mask up, ass out look went viral, HuffPo talked to him and he confirmed that yup, he came up with the look (which will probably be the new uniform for every male staff member in Scientology’s medical department) out of horniness:
“I think everyone is so bored at home right now and starved for fun and levity that it struck a chord with people,” he said of the tweet, which has racked up more than 600,000 likes. “Twitter and Instagram are the only social outlets folks have right now, and anything that takes their minds off things is going to resonate. Also, everyone is extra horny right now!”
I don’t know why Adam is acting like it’s a joke. It’s a classic look. Although, I need to Google, “Can you catch corona through the b-hole?”
Pic: Twitter