Afternoon Crumbs

April 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair has put out the first look at Denis Villeneuve’s Dune remake starring Timothee Chalamet, Zendaya, Oscar Isaac, Rebecca Ferguson, Jason Momoa, Javier Bardem, Charlotte Rampling, Dave Bautista, and Stellan Skarsgard. Many of the pictures look like a W Magazine shoot of Rick Owens’ new collection inspired by Lawrence of Arabia. And there’s also Oscar Isaac who is looking at us like, “Bitch, I hear you asking if you’re looking at pics from the new Dune movie or a fucking Star Wars movie. I wondered the same thing, honestly.” – Lainey Gossip

Since nobody can go to the gym anymore, people have to get their cardio in by getting OUTRAGED and they did just that over one of David Foster’s daughters (not the one who was on the new 90210) bragging about getting married before coronavirus shut down the world – Celebitchy

Paris Jackson plays Jesus in a movie starring Bella Thorne. Honestly, that’s all that needs to be said about that – Pajiba

Today in Yes, I’m More Desperate Than Usual: I totally would with that bread. Who cares if I’d get another yeast infection of the b-hole!? – OMG Blog

Steve Harvey’s wife has joined the rest of the world in thinking he’s annoying – SOW

Dua Lipa is giving you “Easter Bunny getting jumped by a gang of Muppets” – Egotastic!

And Halsey looks like a middle-aged mom summer on the Cape circa 1980s – Popoholic

In the name of charity, Celine Dion has graciously agreed to do an event with a bunch of lessers – Just Jared

Pic: Vanity Fair 

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