Night Crumbs

April 7, 2020 / Posted by:

After being “trapped” in the Bahamas for weeks, Princess of Anti-Vaxxers (Jenny McCarthy being the queen, of course) Kristin Cavallari, her husband Jay Cutler, their kids, her hairdresser, and her hairdresser’s man are back in the US. First of all, they went to the Bahamas when the pandemic was breaking. Second of all, they stayed there even though the government in the Bahamas urged US citizens to leave as soon as possible. Third of all, why didn’t the US shut its doors to them as they were on a plane coming back from the Bahamas? And with the U.S. and the Bahamas not allowing them back in, they’d be force to settle on a raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean somewhere. “What did we ever do you to you, bitch” said the sea life of the Atlantic Ocean – People

Lady Gaga announced the coronavirus charity concert she is putting together and she announced it while looking like a home loan officer who works at Sephora on the weekends – Lainey Gossip 

Because the world doesn’t have enough streaming services, Quibi, which is supposed to be the fast cummer of streamers, came out yesterday – Celebitchy

My apologies to Ted Danson because I thought this was Aaron Carter for a way-too-long-second – SOW

Men’s Health Australia has delivered fap material to foot fetishists who are also into Liam HemsworthMy New Plaid Pants

That abandoned kids bike makes this pap shot of Elsa Pataky look like a post-apocalyptic-themed shoot for SI: Swimsuit EditionDrunken Stepfather

Honey (more like Stevia) is back!  – Popoholic

Good news for us but bad news for the inmates at the prison where R. Kelly’s at, the judge said “fuck no” to his request to be temporarily set free because of corona – Complex

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