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April 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Todd Meany, the host of my new favorite show: What Day Is It?

Many of you have been forced to join us in The Stained Sweats And Torn T-Shirt Every Day Club (aka The Work At Home Club), and while working from home has its many pluses, like not having to worry about trying to mute your farts as you shit so that co-workers can’t hear you, there are some things that newbies haven’t mastered yet, like not knowing what day it is. People don’t know if it’s Tuesday, Thursday, April, August, next year, or some year. That is why Fox 8 in Cleveland, Ohio came up with some must-watch TV in the form of a highly educational segment where anchor Todd Meany lets you know what day it is.

Fox 8 debuted What Day Is It? on April 1, but this shit is not an April Fools joke. Here is the first extremely riveting episode where some cheesy game show music plays as Todd Meany strolls up to a bootleg Apple calendar and tells viewers what day it is. Todd Meany becomes Todd Nicey by letting us it’s Wednesday!

And here’s the second episode:

And the third one:

I can’t wait to see what tomorrow’s episode brings! And honestly, every actor who was hoping to get a Best Actor in a Drama or Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy this year (if that shit even happens), can fart away that wish, because Todd Meany has won both! He won the Best Actor in a Drama Emmy by giving us SUSPENSE (since we have no idea what day it is until Todd tells us) and he won the Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy by making us laugh to keep from crying since it’s come to this.

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