Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 4, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

The Pepsi Super Squeezer!

If I cared about looking like a junior butch bitch in the 1980s, all I had to do was carry around a Pepsi Super Squeezer, which around my parts, was the MUST-HAVE (not really) accessory at every sporting event. If I saw someone carrying one of those things around, I figured they were a star athlete. And if I saw someone carrying it around and they told me it was water that they froze the night before because they need an ice cold refreshment to cool them down after practice, I figured they were on their way to the fucking Olympics.

From what I know, you could really only get a Pepsi Super Squeezer at a gas station, or possibly the fine drinkware section of a Macy’s. And many people filled their Super Squeezer with everything but Pepsi, pretty much. And AND I bet that the diabetes-chasers of today who get a 32 gallon cup filled with Coke at 7-Eleven for breakfast every day are looking at the Super Squeezer like, “Is that a small size for toddlers?!” And and AND I bet that the snobby bitches who carry around an amethyst crystal water bottle from Goop are looking at the Super Squeezer like, “Damn, you people in the 80s were fancy!”

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