Night Crumbs
Jamie Dornan blew himself and showed us evidence of that in his grand return to Instagram. You know, I regularly pray for video of Jamie Dornan blowing himself but this Blue Man bukkake shit is not what I had in mind – Just Jared
A challenger has stepped into the Fighting The Hot ring and that challenger is Cary Fukunaga in clogs and socks – Lainey Gossip
Christie Brinkley’s daughter, Sailor Brinkley Cook, checked outraged tricks who got on her for wearing a N95 mask in public. No, we shouldn’t go after Sailor for wearing a mask her mom had before the outbreak, but we should get on her for shaving the pubes off of an elderly Muppet and wearing ’em on that dress – Celebitchy
Jennifer Aniston gave a nurse, who tested positive for corona, $10,000…. in Postmates credit….. that was paid for by Postmates….. – Pajiba
“This is an emergency! I just mistook that girl from Modern Family for a young Mariah Carey” is what I’ll scream while banging on the door of a locked LensCrafters – Popoholic
Patti LuPone is giving me Norma Desmond Lite glamour in the first pictures from Ryan Murphy’s Hollywood – Towleroad
Kendall Jenner is trying to model with a rug from World Market on her head, and yes, that rug from World Market has more charisma is outdoing her – Egotastic!
Pic: Instagram