First of all, thanks to all who sent well wishes to my dog who was in a state of woe last week. Allison and I talk about that a bit at the top of this episode, and then we get into Life In Lockdown (not a WE tv show) before we talk about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moving to Los Angeles and needing Daddy Charles’ help in paying for their security. We also talk about the Angelica Ross saga (better late than never) and ponder what men with secret families are doing during these times.
Other shit we get into includes Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ daily pap walks, Claudia Schiffer needing security to guard her chonies and bra back in the day, Suzanne Somers wanting to do Playboy for her 75th birthday (how Dolly Parton of her), the elgorge in Ansel Elgort’s pants becoming a trending topic, and how Brits thinks a spatula is the best household thing to use as a sex toy. Yes, tricks are so hard up in this day that they’re getting moist in the tip over a burger flipper. Just watch it after, sucios!
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