Night Crumbs

March 31, 2020 / Posted by:

Christopher Meloni left Law & Order: SVU almost 10 years ago, and today we’ve learned that his character Elliot Stabler will be back in a spin-off series that got a 13-episode order from NBC. If you’ll excuse me, I have to run off to Google and type in, “Does cooze cream kill corona?“, because if it does, we’ll all be saved from the millions of women busting out a crotch geyser over this news – Just Jared

I, for one, am happy for Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ daily pap walks, because it allows me to get in some cardio. Yes, eye rolling counts as cardio – Lainey Gossip

Princess Beatrice and that dude she wants to marry may postpone their wedding until 2021, but I think it’d be more realistic if they postpone it to 20NeverGonnaHappen – Celebitchy

FYI, there’s people in the world who miss seeing FriendsPajiba

Another FYI, Cardi B wasn’t serious about starting a GoFundMe for Joe ExoticThe Blemish

Brooke Burke is showing sad amateurs like Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas how a shameless pap shoot is really done – Egotastic!

A NIGHTMARE: Dakota Fanning’s living room is, since my nerves would break from trying to drink red wine or eat a bag of Cheetos in it – Popoholic

Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne has corona and is sick in the hospital. Somebody please tell Adam that several sites are referring to him as the “Stacy’s Mom” singer so he can quickly recover and slap all those tricks down – Towleroad

Something tells me that Aaron Carter is going through YouTube today to look for DIY tattoo removal tutorials – E! News


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