Night Crumbs

March 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Over in England, the medical guidelines state that someone with coronavirus must be quarantined for at least 7 days, so Prince Charles, who got corona last week, has been freed and is no longer in self-isolation. Duchess Camilla, who tested negative, has to be in self-isolation for a total of 14 days, so she’ll be let out later in the week. Yes, 7 days! That doesn’t seem like nearly enough time to many of us, but I bet it felt like an eternity to Charles’ poor servants who probably suffered from nausea and headaches the entire time, and not because they caught corona from him, but because they walked in on him FaceTime fucking with Camilla. Corona can’t keep those horny hos down! – Celebitchy

Never mind that the premiere bunny drag queen will always and forever be Bugs Bunny, a dragged-up Bad Bunny is giving me Cardi B’s second cousin twice removed at the plastic surgeon’s office¬†– Lainey Gossip

Andy Cohen is back at work after recovering from coronavirus and has some tips on how to get through COVID-19 if you catch it, and strangely enough, one of his tips isn’t: Be rich and famous with lots of connections. – Towleroad

Rick Springfield’s corona reboot of Human Touch had me at “Got my weed, yeah, I don’t need much.” And the Grammy goes to… – SOW

Starving poor artiste Emily RideAJetSki is so poor that she can’t afford clothes anymore! – Egotastic!

For a quick second there, I thought Ireland Baldwin’s torso had shrunk. No, I’m not stoned. That’s probably the problem! – Popoholic

It took a deadly virus to destroy the “comeback” of another virus named Parasite HiltonJust Jared

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