Night Crumbs

Let’s once again peek into Madonna’s end-of-the-world bunker of luxury to see how she’s doing. Oh, you say she’s just warbling out Big Spender in her dressing room and is one step closer to demanding that her dead monkey’s coffin be white? Sounds about right. Carry on! – Just Jared

St. Angie Jolie, who donated $1 million to No Kid Hungry, is in self-isolation with her child army, which is made up of four teenagers, and strangely enough, it costs $1 million a week to feed four teenagers – Lainey Gossip 

Never mind those phones, you know one of them is saying, “What are you wearing?” – Celebitchy

This is pretty much current day me in a Target whenever someone comes within three feet of me – Towleroad

Behold, Chicken Cutlets modeling the perfect corona-fighting ensemble to wear while gathering the essentials at the store – Drunken Stepfather

Kathy Griffin couldn’t get tested for corona, but did end up with a nice ass looking private room – HuffPo

Here’s the trailer for that Disney+ doc that high-powered Hollywood agent Prince Hot Ginge booked for Meghan Markle – Time

Mark Blum, who was an important part of 80s cinema since he was in Blind Date, Crocodile Dundee, and Desperately Seeking Susan (He was Gary Glass!!!), has died of corona complications at 69 – Kenneth In The (212)

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