While Gal Gadot was paving the way to Hell with her good intentions and inflicting that cringe-inducing celebrity rendition of “Imagine” upon us, Queen of Telling People To GTFO, JoJo, released some coronavirus music of her own. Flipping her song Leave (Get Out) on its head, JoJo tells us all to Chill (Stay In).
Armed with just her fists and her vocal cords, JoJo urges us to stay inside even if we’re horny and itching to hook up. Do it for the world! Do it for humanity! Stay inside! She sings (via Rolling Stone):
“Stay in! / Right now! / Do it for humanity!… So you’re gon’ learn how/To cook now / And practice good hygiene… I know you’re bored and want to fuck around, but not on me… I wanted you right here with me / But it’s a fucking quarantine / And you know I’m horny / But let’s heed the warnings!”
In times like these, when the world is ending, leave it to one-named anti-plague warriors Charo and JoJo to save us. They are our Avengers!