Night Crumbs

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Guess who is serving lukewarm shades of bootleg Dr. Frank-N-Furter who got a day job at a bank, which is the only explanation for that 80s Cole Haan ugliness on their feets! – Lainey Gossip

Err, those coronavirus rebels on Spring Break already look like they’ve come down with something, and not just moron-itis – Celebitchy

Cute BUT Gritty better stop bragging about having all that end-of-the-rainbow toilet paper before his ass gets looted – Pajiba

CUTIE POOTIE ALERT: Rosie O’Donnell is bringing back her talk show for a special one-night only performance, and hopefully it’ll be free of her slobbering over Tom CruiseTowleroad

In the 90s, people brought the timeless elegance by wearing Spandex shorts under coochie cutters, and today, people bring the FRUMPY by wearing raggedy boxers under coochie cutters (see: Cara Delevingne) – Egotastic!

Stella Hudgens is so embarrassed by her sister Vanessa Hudgens that she disguised herself by putting on a Long Lost Hadid Sister mask – Popoholic

In these times I know it’s hard to keep track of what day it is, but is it already April 1st? – The Blemish

Lana Del Rey’s silver daddy cop piece confirms that he’s no longer her silver daddy cop piece – Just Jared

Pic: Beauty Papers 

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