Night Crumbs
Guess who is serving lukewarm shades of bootleg Dr. Frank-N-Furter who got a day job at a bank, which is the only explanation for that 80s Cole Haan ugliness on their feets! – Lainey Gossip
Err, those coronavirus rebels on Spring Break already look like they’ve come down with something, and not just moron-itis – Celebitchy
Cute BUT Gritty better stop bragging about having all that end-of-the-rainbow toilet paper before his ass gets looted – Pajiba
CUTIE POOTIE ALERT: Rosie O’Donnell is bringing back her talk show for a special one-night only performance, and hopefully it’ll be free of her slobbering over Tom Cruise – Towleroad
In the 90s, people brought the timeless elegance by wearing Spandex shorts under coochie cutters, and today, people bring the FRUMPY by wearing raggedy boxers under coochie cutters (see: Cara Delevingne) – Egotastic!
Stella Hudgens is so embarrassed by her sister Vanessa Hudgens that she disguised herself by putting on a Long Lost Hadid Sister mask – Popoholic
In these times I know it’s hard to keep track of what day it is, but is it already April 1st? – The Blemish
Lana Del Rey’s silver daddy cop piece confirms that he’s no longer her silver daddy cop piece – Just Jared
Pic: Beauty PapersÂ