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The Monster Mash board game!
Since most of the world is FINALLY getting into what many of us have been doing for years (read: social distancing! Although, us longterm pro social distancers recommend keeping at least 600 feet away from other humans since 6 feet is still close enough for them to commit the annoying act of talking to you), people are staying their asses home in fear of catching the virus that’s got me singing Corona, Corona (to the tune of Corrina, Corrina). So you may be holed up with your family and looking for ways to keep busy and not kill each other. Enter: a board game. Specifically a board game where you smash germ ass-looking monsters.
Monster Mash was a board game for chirrun that was put out in 1987. The way that mess worked was that each player got a “thwacker,” which was basically a fly swatter-type thing with suction cup hands. After you laid out 27 monster cards on the table, you pressed the button on the Monster Maker Machine, which would tell you what monster you had to find and murder. You’d quickly scan the table for the card that matched the monster on the Monster Maker Machine and squash that bitch. The first one to do it, won the card and a point. Whoever got the most at the end, won the title of Supreme Monster Masher.
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Monster Mash IS the perfect game for quarantine times, because honestly, a bunch of people screaming and smashing things wouldn’t mess with your nerves. And, I remember that you had to keep licking that suction cup for the cards to stick. That totally isn’t a quick way to Corona Time!
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