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March 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Taika Waititi and Chelsea Winstanley, his wife since 2011, reportedly split up on the shush two years ago. (That wet sound you just heard was from a million genitals cheering over finally getting their shot.) But he’s apparently already got a new piece. (That wet sound you just heard was from a million genitals crying over losing their shot.) – Just Jared

Glen Powell got his pilot’s license, and it’s all thanks to his Top Gun: Maverick co-star,¬†Tommy Cruise, who paid for his lessons. That’s sweet and everything, but did anyone tell Glen Powell that this means that Tommy owns him now and he’s Tommy’s next Scientology bride? Actually, nobody tell him that. It might ruin his day – Lainey Gossip¬†

Nymph, please, we all know Grimes feeds on nothing but moon water and the souls of aliens that have traveled five hundred light years to earth on a falling star – Celebitchy

Mayor Pete hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! for a studio audience of zero, because this is the world we live in – Pajiba

Tom Hanks looks like he just watched that video Chet Haze did about him getting coronavirus – SOW

Xtina is giving you “T.J. Maxx version of Madonna’s Nothing Really Matters look” glamour – Egotastic!

And here’s Eiza Gonazlez cosplaying as Penelope Cruz in BlowPopoholic

Pic: Wenn.com

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