Afternoon Crumbs

March 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Meanwhile, as big chunks of the world are shutting down thanks to the deadly virus that I refuse to call “Rona” (since Rona Barrett does not deserve that!), Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas got into some PDA during a beach stroll for the paps in Costa Rica. And if you look at the pic, you can see him going in for a kiss as she sneak peeks at her phone like, “Shit, only one pap has checked in with me so far. I need two to check in before I kiss that shit. ”  – Lainey Gossip

Oh, Miranda Lambert, think this through! How the hell are you going to dump a salad on a trick during a fight at a restaurant when you’ve got a baby on your hip?! Actually, that’d be pretty on brand for her – Celebitchy

If you were hoping to do what I’ve been doing for years (self-isolate due to corona), and cuddle up with a bootleg copy of A Quiet Place II that was recorded on a cell phone in a movie theater, then I have bad news for you. A Quiet Place II has been shushed until further notice, and the new Fast and Furious movie’s release date has been pushed too – Pajiba

And if you were hoping to actually win the Hamilton lottery on Broadway since barely anybody’s probably going for it, I have bad news for you. Broadway is going dark for a month  – Just Jared

And if you were hoping that Disneyland would be empty and you could ride all the rides in a couple of hours, well, you know the rest… – Towleroad

Kylie Jenner’s current main hanger-on is serving Trypophobia (and also some TryHardpophobia) chic with a side of bulging forehead vein – Drunken Stepfather

What in Swam Thing burlesque HELL is that costume on Vanessa Hudgens’ body? – Popoholic

And during these times, I’m sure the one question we’ve all been asking ourselves is: BUT HOW IS BETTY WHITE?! Let out a sigh of relief (but cover your germ hole first) because Betty White is fine – SOW


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