Night Crumbs

March 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The Telegraph hired a lip reader to tell them what Prince Hot Ginge said to Meghan Markle after Prince William greeted them at the Commonwealth Day services. Yes, it’s come to this. The lip reader claims that PHG said, “He literally said: ‘Hello Harry,’ and that was it, and he didn’t say anything more than that.” I hope The Telegraph kept the receipt from that lip reader, because they need to get a refund. PHG obviously said, “Ewww, can you believe that shady bitch got cold with me like that? He needs to check the Regaine section at Boots instead of trying to check me! And, baby, since you’re dressed like Alexis Carrington, why don’t I dress like Krystle Carrington later and we can have some wrestling in the fountain role-playing fun?” Yes, he said all that. He’s a really fast talker. And yes, Regaine is British for Rogaine – Just Jared

You know that part on the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland when the captain fires a fake gun and everyone knows it’s coming and it’s pretty stupid? Well, the trailer for the Jungle Cruise movie makes that trick look 1000% more entertaining – Lainey Gossip 

Brad Pitt really missed the BAFTAs to be with one of his daughters who was laid up in the hospital next to a pajamas-wearing St. Angie Jolie. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that hospital room, and I’m only saying that because St. Angie definitely threw a cup of pudding at him, causing it to splatter all over the wall, and so I’d get a delicious free dessert! – Celebitchy

In visuals for her tour, Billie Eilish takes off her shirt as a voiceover gets into body image, and if you’re wondering how the Eilushes (that’s what her fans call themselves, right?) took it, just keep your ear holes open for the fan screaming, “WHAT THE FUCK!”Pajiba

Jenna Dewan’s second baby is here – SOW

Emily Blunt is serving Lady in Red if Lady in Red was a dominatrix who worked part-time as a flamenco dancer – Popoholic

Talent IS Hilary Duff holding a thermos, her purse, her phone, a valet ticket, and sunglasses in one arm – Drunken Stepfather

Hmm… White Party shouldn’t be canceled until health officials determine that meth, coke, and molly doesn’t kill coronavirus – Towleroad

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