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Mr. Frosty!

There has been over 5,000 HSOTDs since the birth of the Antichrist known as this site, so just when I’m beginning to think that I’ve covered nearly every worthy HSOTD from the past, I’m hit with something that I can’t believe I never paid tribute to. Today, that something is Frosty the Snowman’s shady dealer cousin who peddled the addictive narcotic known as SUGAR to kids.

When I was a kid, all my little friends had or wanted the Snoopy Sno Cone maker, but there was another snow cone dealer on the stroll and that snow cone dealer was Playskool’s Mr. Frosty. Mr. Frosty existed as early as the 1960s, and this is the nightmare that kids had to deal with then. It looks like a disemboweled Babadook.

But the Mr. Frosty that I knew as a kid looked like the one in the header, with the overfilled Smurf condom hat on. And Mr. Frosty worked the way most snow cone makers worked. You scalped him, put ice cubes in his empty head, and then cranked a thing on his back until his cut-open stomach barfed out an avalanche of shaved ice. You then squirted flavored sugar syrup onto that shaved ice and ate it while fighting through the pain of a brain freeze and diabetes attacking our insides.

Mr. Frosty stuck around for a while, but it doesn’t look like Playskool makes him anymore. Oh well, he was a classic thing of the olden times anyway, a time when our parents were okay with us ingesting white powder given to us by a stranger with a creepy smile.

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