Night Crumbs

March 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Taika Waititi is doing a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-inspired series for Netflix, and it will be about all the characters in that world, or some shit. I guess Hollywood feels like that Tim Burton pile of CGI turds didn’t hurt us enough. When are we as a people going to gather together to insist that Willy Wonka gets historical preservation status so Hollywood has to legally stop fucking with it!?!  – Lainey Gossip

Hmm.. I guess there’s more blind people out in the world than I thought – Celebitchy

Who knew that it pays to be a famous movie star with famous friends who are in big blockbuster movies that your kid loves? – Pajiba

Kylie Jenner and her current hanger-on are making flatlines everywhere jealous with their dead-faced poses – Drunken Stepfather

Speaking of flatline faces, Bella Hadid posed on a futuristic toilet-looking chair while working Mary Tyler Moore’s shower cap – Popoholic

Talking Shit About Your Co-Workers Makes Your Co-Workers Hate You: The Pete Davidson Edition – The Blemish

If you’re not kissing your man on a condom billboard, do you even have a man?! – Towleroad

Genesis is BACK, and Phil Collins looks like he can’t wait to get up and do it – SOW

Only Celine Dion can turn a flattened rattan fruit bowl into FASHUN – Just Jared

Pic: Paramount Pictures

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