Afternoon Crumbs

February 26, 2020 / Posted by:

At a Travalyst event In Edinburgh today, the non-musical reboot of My Name Is Not Susan titled My Name Is Not Prince Harry went down when The Ginger Formerly Known As Prince Hot Ginge told the crowd to call him Harry, just Harry. This Sussexodus thing has gone way too far now. I mean, my half-broken trash compactor of a brain has to rewire itself to call PHG “Harry” instead of Prince Harry during my wet dreams to make them more believable. How rude of him! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Johnny Depp went full “bury you in the rose garden” Mel Gibson-style on Amber HeardWe Got This Covered

I wish Martha Stewart would’ve continued her trolling of Goopy Paltrow by saying that her favorite American cheat food is canned cheese – Celebitchy

Hold me, I’m scared, because I just saw another shot of Emmy Rossum as the flawless angel Angelyne, and she looks more like the star of the porn parody of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?Drunken Stepfather

Will someone please tell Dove Cameron to turn herself in to the nearest police station and confess to the crime of stealing my mom’s jeans from 1989 – Popoholic

Steven Spielberg not directing the new Indiana Jones movie might seem weird to you until you remember that he directed that Indy mess starring Shia LaBeoufPajiba

While I am happy for the subway singing Breck Girl, are we still pretending that her completely staged video wasn’t staged? Billie Eilish’s brother must be so disgusted! – Towleroad

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