Night Crumbs

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Chris Evans is in talks to play the maniacal dentist, Orin Scrivello, in the new Little Shop of Horrors movie, which will also star Billy Porter as Audrey II, and may star ScarJo as Audrey and Taron Egerton as Seymour. Never mind that many hard-up hos are dealing with tingling nipples today from picturing Chris tear up Taron’s mouth, what the fuck is this? Black Widow as Audrey and Captain America as The Dentist?! Next thing you know they’re going to replace Taron with Tom Hiddleston and Billy Porter with Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk. The Satanic bitches of Hollywood would ruin Little Shop just to put out another damn Avengers movie! – Just Jared

Zendaya is still bumping down unders with the the hot Australian piece from her show that I always confuse with the hot Kiwi piece from RiverdaleLainey GossipĀ 

Jussie Smollett pleaded not guilty to all the new charges against him for his alleged fake hate crime theatrics – Towleroad

Kirk Douglas has donated most of his money to charity, and before you ask, none of the charities getting money are The Justice 4 Natalie Wood Foundation – Celebitchy

How every Olympic-winning gymnast hasn’t handed over all their medals to this elegant artiste of athleticism is beyond me! – Pajiba

Ariel Winter is serving “stripper mistress going to her sugar daddy’s funeral” gentility – Drunken Stepfather

And Anya-Taylor Joy is serving “delicate human ostrich cosplaying as Eliza Doolittle at the Embassy Ball”Popoholic

In news of sadness, legendary tastemaker B. Smith has died of Early-Onset Alzheimer’s disease at the age of 70. So please temporarily stop side-eyeing her husband for moving his new girlfriend into their home while she was still living there to bow your head – Jezebel

And in more news of sadness, NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson has died – Complex

Pics:, Warner Bros.

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