Hot Slut Of The Day!
Porschia, the blind and deaf old dog who survived a hawk attack and spent several hours in the icy cold wilderness, and lived to bark the tale!
Those weak bitches in Homeward Bound ain’t got shit on Porschia. Porschia is 16 years old (that’s Way Too Damn Old And Over Everything in human years) and blind and deaf. The last thing she needs to deal with is some stupid hawk who tried to take her out, only to realize that her meat is probably too old and tough to eat, so she got dropped in the cold and left to die. But HAHAHA on that hawk, because Porschia lives!
CBS 17 says that on Thursday, Porschia was on the back deck of the home of her human, Deborah Falcione, in Whitehall, PA when a hawk probably thought they had found a delicious meal and scooped her up. But either Porschia annoyed the hawk by saying shit like, “Put me down, son, my program is coming on in 20 minutes and I’m going to have a talk with your parents if I miss even a second of it,” or the hawk wasn’t in the mood for seasoned memaw dog, because she was dropped. Deborah searched for Porschia for hours around her home, but stopped when the temperature got below freezing, thinking that her beloved pooch may be in heaven, cursing all hawks.
But on Friday afternoon, Deborah got a call from nearby Banfield Pet Hospital who let her know that they had Porschia. The hawk dropped Porschia about four blocks from her home, and a neighbor found her and took her to the hospital. Besides being tired (of that hawk’s bullshit) and cold, Porschia was okay and didn’t have any broken bones. Deborah couldn’t believe it and was practically mourning the death of Porschia.
“I said, ‘That’s impossible.’ She could not have survived 28 hours in the bitter cold weather, in 10 degree weather,” Falcione said. “This is a six and a half pound dog. She’s blind, she’s deaf, she’s 16 years old. I went down there and sure enough, this is the dog.”
“How she got away, I have no idea. How she survived it? I will never know, but I know one thing, by the grace of God, this dog is still alive.”
Here’s Deborah telling the tale of The Unbreakable Porschia Falcione!
And after watching that news report, it’s obvious what pushed Porschia to want to stay alive. The yearning and need to bask in the beauty of Deborah’s pink frosted lipstick glamour again kept Porschia alive!
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