Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Maui, the Frenchie who just wants a damn floating blueberry!

Meet, Maui a Frenchie puppeh who doesn’t know how glass works and is slowly being tortured by the forbidden tasate of a delicious blueberry trapped behind a prison of glass. Sweet Maui’s torture is displayed in a riveting 15-second long video that confirms every Dlisted reader’s frequent thought, “Michael’s Hot Slut of the Day choices are so ridiculous that he’d make a Frenchie wanting a blueberry HSOTD if he could.”

My dog is a blueberryhead and he’d easily trade me in for just a whiff of a blueberry, and he wouldn’t have to think about it. So if I teased him with the sweet fruit of the heavens by putting it behind a glass, he’d take a quick break from his 23-hour nap to plot my slow, painful demise. Maui’s human wrote this about wanting to taste the deliciousness of a blueberry for the first time.

This is a video of our 10-month-old French Bulldog, named Maui. She loves to eat everything and got very excited when she saw a blueberry for the first time. I guess she thought she could ea it through the table glass. Since then, I have been feeding her some blueberries. She loves them.

Here is the torture video, which ends with us not even getting to see Maui and that blueberry become one! Cruel.

Yes, we’re all just a Frenchie puppy trying to get a blueberry we can’t have, but the way Maui’s human is giggling at her. Maui’s gonna git her ass, as soon as Maui gits another blueberry.

Pic: YouTube

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