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February 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Charlene, the Walmart employee who turns every shift into a photo shoot!

We all know that Walmart is a certified performance art space (see: the Texas blossom who rode around a Walmart in a scooter while drinking wine from a Pringle’s can). But Charlene here has taken shit to another level by repeatedly delivering HIGH ART, glamour, and theatricality to her Walmart.

WKRN says that a Walmart in North East, Maryland regularly uses their employees to pose in promo for products, because on top of doing their regular jobs and dealing with the People of Walmart, they have to model like a Barbizon senior working for that last credit to graduate. But among the group of North East Walmart models, a STAH has emerged.

After Charlene became a fan favorite on Walmart North East’s Facebook page, they started featuring her more and more in photo shoots that have Tyra Banks seething with jealousy because she wishes she came up with Cabbage Patch Grandma Doll artistry like this:

Or luxurious dry spa eleganza like this:

Or rose among roses beauty like this:

Or “hand on chin” posing perfection like this:

Or Adult Baby On TLC creepiness like this:

Because Charlene gives face better than any Hadid (although, a chewed-off fingernail could give better face than a Hadid), she’s made the rounds on the internet. The Walmart she works at has taken note and started a petition to get Charlene on Ellen.

I see those cheap fucks at Walmart trying to get Ellen DeGeneres to give them the money that they should be giving Charlene. Now that Charlene is a bona fide supermodel and put that Walmart on the map, she should refuse to get in front of their camera unless they pay up. I mean, Linda Evangelista once said that she won’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. And Linda Evangelista has never posed for her life in a shopping cart full of cabbages!

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