Night Crumbs
Robert Downey Jr. apparently wanted a dragon enema in Doolittle and got it. That movie is a bigger flaming pile of shit than I thought it was, I guess. And I really didn’t need to know that RDJ gets into scatified Game of Thrones role-playing – Pajiba
Zendaya and Jacob Elordi keep the people guessing on whether or not they’re bumping down-low parts, but one thing I do know is that Jacob Elordi’s lazy Johnny Cash cosplay is not the look – Lainey Gossip
Who knew that when Macy Gray and I both go to the movies, we say to the employee at the concession stand, “Can you just fill my Coke halfway? I need room for my medicine.” – Celebitchy
Having Nicki Minaj as a guest judge on the first episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race 12 was, to quote Tatianna, a choice – OMG Blog
“Hello, welcome to the Amish Barbie Bar & Grill, I am your server today, Blake Lively” – Popoholic
I see that Elton John keeps twisting his Madonna voodoo doll, or at 61 years old, her body is no longer amused by her doing one-handed cartwheels in heels – Just Jared
“Hmmm, do I want to see Matt Boner and Sean Hayes toss each other’s salad?” is what I thought after misreading this as: Matt Bomer And Sean Hayes Taste Their Buds – Towleroad
Rita Ora brought her high fashion nipple knobs to LOVE Magazine – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Pic: Universal Pictures