Night Crumbs

January 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Richard Madden’s ex “roommateBrandon Flynn and Zachary Quinto, who split up with his partner Miles McMillan last year, were papped getting coffee together. When two gay men get coffee together, it obviously and 100% means that they’re cleaning out their bowels for some flip-flop butt fucking later on. Gay friends do NOT get coffee together. But seriously, if Brandon and Zachary are dating, that means Brandon went from Sam Smith to maybe Richard Madden to Zachary Quinto. Brandon definitely has a type, and it’s 950k Instagram followers or more – Just Jared

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may be done with royal working life, but some royals still have to work and show up to their hard jobs, and Prince William and Duchess Kate did just that. Kate wearing all that red was obviously her commentary on how Harry and Meghan are brutally and bloodily destroying the royal family! Or she just really wanted to exude elegance by looking like an opulent used tampon – Lainey Gossip

While many famous-types followed up the SAG Awards with getting plastered at after-parties, Joaquin Phoenix went to a protest supporting pigs. No, he didn’t go to a protest supporting Harvey Weinstein (pigs do not deserve that comparison, I know), he went to protest at a slaughterhouse – Celebitchy

Madison Beer looks like she’s cosplaying as a sexy Monica Geller – Drunken Stepfather

Florence Pugh is serving Solid Gold Dancer at a cocktail party glamour – Popoholic

The woman whose coochie DJ Khaled won’t eat (since he won’t eat any cooch) decided to have another one of his kids – Complex

Ozzy Osbourne has Parkinson’s and says he’s not going to let it keep him down and is planning on going back out on the road. While reading about this, I came across this headline: Eating Bats Linked To Neurological Disease. Those goddamn bats, is this their revenge…. 38 years laterĀ – SOW

RuPaul will finally host Saturday Night LiveTowleroad

I get that Suzanne Collins wrote a prequel to The Hunger Games since we’re all hungry for a check, but it should’ve been about a young Effie Trinket and not a young President Snow – Pajiba


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