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January 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The Subaru FUCKS!

Since forever, Subaru has been known as the chariot of choice for lesbians, so to me, it’s always been known as a fuck mobile where lesbians can easily push down the backseats and hump until the wheels go flat in the parking lot of a Home Depot. But now Subaru isn’t being subtle at all with the fact that it’s sex on wheels, or FUCKS on wheels in this case.

Top Gear says at the 2020 Singapore Auto Show, Subaru brought out their Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition. Yes, that “e” is supposed to be little, so we all see what you did there, Subaru! The FUCKS gives no fucks. Sadly, it sounds like the Subaru FUCKS doesn’t have a trap door in the trunk where you can store all your sex toys, lube bottle holders instead of cup holders, disposable cum rag dispensers, and a stick shift that doubles as a vibrator. Instead, it’s got Enkei wheels (whatever that is) and suede and leather seats.

The vehicle is also closer to the ground than usual, and that’s because it sits on 20-inch Enkei wheels wrapped in low-profile rubber. The gray metal is nicely complemented by the blacked-out headlamps and taillamps.

The interior features a dark theme, with contrast red stitching all around to match the STI badge on the gearshifter. The seats, meanwhile, are covered in suede and leather, which also give a nice premium feel. The same soft-touch materials have also been plastered on the dashboard and the side panels. The exterior color scheme continues into the cabin as well with the blue footwell lighting.

An STI?! Somebody get the Subaru FUCKS a pack of condoms (aka car covers):

While I’m happy that Subaru FUCKS, I’m not happy that a car gets more action than I do. But seriously, if the exhaust pipe doesn’t double as a Fleshlight, I’ll be really disappointed in the designers and engineers at Subaru. Although, that hasn’t stopped a car fucker before.

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