Afternoon Crumbs
Two things: 1. Grey’s Anatomy is still on. And 2. Justin Chambers (not pictured) is leaving after approximately 245 seasons. So because of this, Dr. Nico Kim should be topless in every one of his scenes to pick up the hot topless doctor slack. It’s called being a serious thespian! – Just Jared
Prince Andrew’s private secretary got a six-figure “settlement” when leaving her gig to become the CEO of his company, and I’m sure she got that settlement after signing the longest NDA in history and shredding the file marked “Andy’s Good Pal Epstein” – Lainey GossipĀ
Chris Evans, a hot rich movie star, is getting plenty of ass, which is strange, because hot rich movie stars almost never get ass – Celebitchy
Florida, please hang your head low today, because how could this not have happened inside of you?! – Egotastic
If you’re looking for the perfect placemats to put on your table for your Partridge Family-themed dinner party, hit up Saoirse Ronan – Popoholic
Gay Jesus will live on! – Towleroad
It was only a matter of time before Hollywood got its hands on Parasite and bashed it into the floor repeatedly in the name of money and awards, and yes, I’ll watch every single episode – Paper
And here’s Bella Thorne and her pierced nipple knobs celebrating after successfully robbing a jewelry store – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather
Pic: NBC