Open Post: Hosted By Luke Evans In A Speedo

January 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Luke Evans, he of the revolving closet door and live-action Beauty and the Beast fame, strode out of the water in Miami yesterday looking fit. And without his nipple piercings! Maybe he got tired of having to take off his shirt at the airport whenever he set the scanner off. I myself keep setting it off on account of being too sweaty (ugh, I know) and, let me tell you, the gropings I receive are NOT worth it when it’s a tired-looking mom of three who looks decidedly unthrilled to be brushing the back of her hand against my junk. Same here, Maureen!

The Daily Mail reports that Evans, who came out of the water like hot daddy bulge Venus on the half-shell as if to say Jeremy Renner Bond shorty-shorts who?” has posted on social media in the past about getting his body in shape at age 40.

He unveiled the results of body transformation on his Instagram in October, sharing a jaw-dropping picture of his abs.

The Beauty And The Beast star posted: ‘Finally!! I’m seeing my abs, hell! that was NOT easy!! #40andfit #mondaymotivation #training #fitat40’.

Did you know the now openly gay Luke dropped an openly gay covers album in November, featuring his take on songs like Pat Benatar’s “Love Is A Battlefield” and Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time?” He should have waited because one of these pics should have been the cover of that covers album.

Pics: Backgrid

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