Night Crumbs

January 3, 2020 / Posted by:

The Palace put out the latest portrait starring four generations of monarchs including THE QUEEN, Prince Charles, Prince William, and Future King George who is working an ensemble that I’d drunkenly buy at Topshop thinking I could pull off. And seriously, I’m just happy that THE QUEEN’s true soulmate, her pocketbook, made it in the pic, and I hope it’s also in the monarch portrait of 2080, which will only star THE QUEEN since she’s going to outlive them all! – Instagram

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg wanted you all to know that their measles-filled hearts are covered with gold, because they tweet-bragged about leaving their IHOP server a $2,020 tip – Celebitchy

If 2020 wants to give us an early gift, it’ll give us video of Aunt Becky learning some prison bitch fightin’ moves in preparation for going to the chokey. But honestly, if Aunt Becky wants to keep the prisoners from jumping her, she just needs to tell them she’s in good with Kimmy Gibbler, the hardest bitch in the land – Pajiba

The look IS Brit Brit Spears’ neck-rolling outfit of a bikini, sneakers, and a puka shell necklace – Drunken Stepfather

Alison Brie is wearing a bra and a scarf, which is what 90% of the population in Los Angeles wears when fall starts – Popoholic

W Magazine decided to pay tribute to some of the greatest performances of the year by making those performers look like lot lizards who got jacked up on the wrong shit and decided to do a fashion shoot using clothes from a Salvation Army bin and a Polaroid camera they found in a dumpster – W Magazine

For a quick second there, I thought that OctoMom got engaged – Just Jared

Pic: Instagram

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