Night Crumbs

December 17, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Some fans think that in the final season of Fuller House, we’ll learn that Michelle Tanner is actually dead! If they were going to kill off a character, I’d think they’d kill off Aunt Becky in a rowing accident. But really, killing off Michelle Tanner makes sense since the Olsens look like two miserable ghosts who have lost the will to be happy and smile since they were constantly around an annoying family of fake ass happy and cheesy people. It works! – Just Jared

The next time that Mariah Carey’s entourage orders from Robert’s Steakhouse in Atlantic City, they’re going to wonder what that clear-looking sauce with a green gob in the middle is on top of their steaks. “It must be some kind of fancy pesto, dahlings!” is what Mimi’s going to coo – Celebitchy

Reese Witherspoon is giving you 90s Hillary Clinton cosplay in the teaser trailer for Little Fires Everywhere – Lainey Gossip

A bonus to the casting director who came up with the idea of casting Timothee Chalamet as Keanu Reeves’ daughter in Bill and Ted Face The Music (just shut up and let me pretend that’s Timothee Chalamet in weird 90s glamour – Pajiba

What in Chico’s customer gone wild HELL is Katie Holmes wearing? – Popoholic

Sorry to the sick freaks out there who have been longing for close-ups of Vulcan hooves. Quentin Tarantino might not do his own Star Trek movie after all- Gizmodo

Who cares about that 1970s Team Bulgaria gymnastics bodysuit, I’m just happy to see Kristen Bell in a kitchen where she’s not shooting one of those annoying Electrolux commercials with her husband – Drunken Stepfather

Get into this trippy clip from the reboot of Alice in Wonderland if Alice was a little boy and Wonderland was filled with 70s gay porn stars – Towleroad

Quibi is rebooting The Legends of the Hidden Temple… but adults will complete instead of children… and they’ll compete in an actual jungle. So basically, it’ll be Survivor sans the “inappropriate touching,” hopefully – The A.V. Club

Charlize Theron is okay with talking about her mom killing her abusive dad in self-defense – BBC News

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