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“Michael, you mean fuck, will you please stop posting about Harvey Weinstein, I like to keep my breakfast down!” is probably a line that is filling your head, and if it is, slap yourself down while apologizing to the aliens. Because Harvey Weinstein wishes he was that human on the inside and outside. That cross-eyed vampire turd creature came from the 80s, of course, and brought hours upon hours of entertainment for children who loved yanking out organs and watching blood spurt out. Now, I’m not saying that the 80s will probably go down as the era that produced the most serial killers, but I am saying that the 80s WILL go down as the era that produced the most serial killers.

In 1987, Mattel started selling a toy called Mad Scientist, which allowed a child to dissect some kind of creature including an alien. Kids could rip it open, pull out its plastic organs, and play with its glowing alien blood (slime), and then they could stuff it all back in. Flashbak says that the kit also included a scalpel that you could cut up the alien with:

The Mad Scientist Dissect-an-Alien Kit includes: “alien, 12 alien organs, Glow-in-the-dark Alien Blood compound, plastic scalpel, Operating Mat, Alien body bag, and a Journal of Mad Experiments with Instructions.”

Here’s the commercial starring a serial killer-in-training:

You can still get that Xenu shit mound toy on eBay, which is surprising to me. I would think that Scientology bought them all up and use them to impress their biggest benefactors (Tommy Cruise and Tommy Cruise only) and show that they are putting his money to good use by catching actual aliens and studying them so they can fully understand the alien species for when they return to their home planet. Tommy probably gets WOWED right out of his heels when a Scientology scientist pulls out that alien “blood.”

Pic: eBay