Night Crumbs

December 16, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

It only took 25 years, but Mariah Carey’s little heard, hardly played in Target, underdog holiday song All I Want For Christmas Is You finally hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Well, Santa Claus can finally retire to Boca and Jesus can start celebrating his born day on his actual born day, because Christmas has officially peaked and is done! – Pajiba

Meanwhile at Diddy’s 50th birthday party, Leonardo DiCaprio decided to set the dance floor on fire and this time brought out some “drunk dad trying to do sign language” moves – Lainey Gossip

Not pictured: Tootsie getting ready to tackle Duchess Kate’s ass for stealing her favorite Christmas party dress – Celebitchy

Pearl’s Santa’s Little Whore makeup looks more like “Gremlin who didn’t have enough time to work on the eyes while doing Anna Nicole Smith drag” – OMG Blog

Excuse me while I file a lawsuit on behalf of Ann Jillian’s hair for this blasphemy! – Drunken Stepfather

It took me way too long to realize that Charli XCX had a goldfish filter on her face and not two really bright orange birth marks – Popoholic

After hearing that Nicole Scherzinger took a whiff of the b-hole opening aroma of poppers, I’m singing, “Loosen up my butthole, baby” to the tune of The Pussycat Dolls’ Buttons – Towleroad

Panty Creamer of the Day: Pietro Boselli in a Speedo – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

Tags: Hot Slut of the Day

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