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The octopus who wasn’t about to be taken out by a bald eagle!
Bald eagles are bad ass bitches, but well, one bald eagle thought they were a little too bad ass when they thought they could take down an octopus. After the eagle put their claws on a gigantic octopus, the eagle probably thought the same thing a woman thinks after her coochie breaks when Jon Hamm puts the tip of The Hammonda in: Shit, I bit off more than I can chew.
CNN says that a team of salmon farmers were off the northwest tip of Canada’s Vancouver Island when they heard the sound of blood-curdling screeches and water splashing, and when they went to investigate, they found an octopus grasping onto a bald eagle. No, they weren’t slow dancing while falling in love. They were trying to murder each other! The bald eagle tried to catch the octopus and the octopus went into Not Today, Bitch mode by trying to drag the bald eagle to its watery grave.
One of the salmon farmers, John Ilett, tells CNN that they watched for about five minutes while deciding if they should let nature do nature or if they should step in and save the bald eagle. They felt bad as the eagle cried for help, so they decided to use a pole with a hook on it to latch onto the octopus and get it to release the down-and-out bird.
“I was able to just latch on to the octopus and give it a little tug. It released its grip … which gave the eagle just enough time to get to shore. We weren’t sure exactly how it was going to go down when I tested the pole.”
Why do I have a feeling that someday soon, when the salmon farmers pull out a net expecting to find salmon in there, they’re really going to find a giant octopus who is going to eat them all and take down the ship for fucking with its meal. Ursula’s third cousin will get their asses for this.
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