Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift’s Terrifying Cat Face Cake
The theme of this party would appear to be “WTF and cats.” Taylor Swift, who stars in the upcoming horror-musical Cats, is a cat-lover herself, and is probably secretly an actual cat-demon from hell obviously can’t get enough cats in her life. You can tell by the cake pic she posted on her Instagram. WHO WANTS A CAKE WITH DECAPITATED CAT HEADS ADORNING IT?!? Taylor Swift does, that’s who.
People says that the cat cake was presented to Taylor at her 30th birthday party at Oscar Wilde restaurant in NYC on Friday, after she performed at the Z100 Jingle Ball. The likes of Gigi Hadid and Blake Lively were there to take in the horror of the pussy cake:
Helping to celebrate Swift’s birthday was her A-list group of friends including fellow Jingle Ball performers Halsey, 5 Seconds of Summer and Camila Cabello, as well as Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, Queer Eye stars Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness and supermodel Gigi Hadid.
Here’s the cake in all its terrifying glory:
So, someone (probably Taylor herself because if she is a cat demon from hell, she’s a cannibalistic one) had to cut into that cake and further mutilate those poor pussies? Then again, if they don’t, those creepy cat faces will continue glaring at everyone with true hatred in their eyes. Every guest at that party is trapped between a feline rock and a hard place because of Taylor’s unhealthy obsession with cats!
Those cats look like they’d rather be anywhere else than trapped on a Taylor Swift cake to fit a cheesy movie press junket. Like stuck in an overpopulated kennel, or floating on Rose’s door in Titanic.
Pic: Instagram