Afternoon Crumbs
Last year, Colin Firth’s wife Livia Giuggioli admitted to passing her poon to another, the other being her Italian side piece Marco Brancaccia. Livia admitted to humping on Marco but said she and Colin were separated at the time. The affair allegedly turned into a Fatal Attraction situation, and Colin and Livia went to the police to accuse Marco of stalking and harassing them after she broke it off (the case was later settled). Colin and Livia claimed their marriage was solid at the time and was unbreakable against hard Italian dick. Well, it wasn’t that unbreakable because Colin and Livia have announced that they’re done after 22 years of marriage. Something tells me that Livia is going to go hard for a big divorce settlement, because she’s going to need a lot of money to buy herself a new face so people on the street can stop screaming, “HOW COULD YOU FUCKING CHEAT ON MR. DARCY?!“, at her. – People
Hold up, Hugh Grant actually rehearsed his “geriatric chicken with crotch crabs” moves in Love Actually? He did, and apparently, hated every second of it – Pajiba
This Christmas morning, as the children of every SPF executive in the land opens up presents, they’re going to say to their kids, “You can thank Nicole Kidman for that!” – Celebitchy
Wait, the first Shazam! already came out? – Lainey Gossip
I can smell the vintage Salon Selectives from here (that’s what Olivia Munn used to get her mane so luscious, right? Or did she use mashed Japanese sweet potatoes?) – Popoholic
Bask in the SANS FARDS glory of Xtina’s beauty, and yes, this is SANS FARDS for Xtina – Drunken Stepfather
90 Day Fiance’s Anny and Robert probably got married, and sadly they didn’t get married on Miami Beach with his son’s porn star grandma serving as Maid of Honor – Starcasm
Amanda Bynes‘ parents are reportedly worried she’ll reach for the ratty blond wig again after she left her sober living facility and dropped out of fashion school – The Blast
If seeing a human man half-naked with goats does it for you, please send me your address so that I can have you arrested for being a sucio! But in the meantime, there’s a calendar of that – OMG Blog
Here’s Meryl Streep as an auburn Liza Minnelli on the set of The Prom – Just Jared
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