Afternoon Crumbs
Disney put out the first full trailer for its live-action Mulan, and there’s no singing or talking dragons or ripped piece of bi-hotness, but there is the goddess that is Gong Li as a witch. Seriously, Disney’s marketing team should build their entire ad campaign around Gong Li as a glamorous witch, because that’s a huge selling point. And not only does she look like a glamorous witch, but she also looks like a stunningly hot villain from Golden Girls and the Guardians of the Gemstones (or Queen of Burning Man if you don’t speak 80s) – Lainey Gossip
Um, I just went Carol-ing last week. Wait, is Carol-ing when you and your friends drunkenly reenact scenes from Carol with each other at 3 in the morning? – Pajiba
Prince Charles probably spit at Prince Andrew for admitting he went to a Pizza Express. What kind of royal goes to a Pizza Express? How uncouth! – Celebitchy
Ian Somerhalder, who says he lost his v-card 13, really wants you to know that he was a junior peeping tom who peeped on his brother getting it on with girls – OMG Blog
Here’s Gigi Hadid realizing that Joyce DeWitt wig was a bad idea – Drunken Stepfather
That scared look on Kate Beckinsale’s face tells me that she’s doing an impersonation of the Peloton lady – Popoholic
Cut to Prince Charles throwing a tantrum on the carpeted floor of Buckingham Palace after learning that THE QUEEN has no intention of giving him the throne when she turns 95 – Just Jared
Not that I was going to see the latest Star Wars shit, but now I really don’t need to see it since John Boyega and Oscar Isaac aren’t going to get gay with each other in it – Towleroad
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