Night Crumbs

December 3, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Why didn’t anybody tell me that newly married Tom Welling has transformed himself into a beefy Midwestern hunting daddy who will fuck you with his boots on in the cab of his Ford F-150 and kick you out before you bust one because he has to pick up his wife from her bible study group. SWOON! – Pajiba

And at the Fashion Awards in London, Tommy Cruise stunted on hos left and right by showing up in a sharp-as-hell tuxedo by Perry Ellis Boys – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but I’m more offended over Billie Eilish not knowing what a Cabbage Patch Doll is. That child Billie was definitely left behind – Celebitchy

Break out your gold satin genie pants, black leather pirate shirts, and crocheted tank tops, because the International Male catalog is finally getting the documentary treatment – Kenneth In The (212)

Olivia Wilde is serving slutty Victorian ghost elegance – Drunken Stepfather

Here’s Kaley Cuoco looking every shade of hungover while making the same face I make when my mom changes the channel to The Big Bang Theory – Popoholic

Well, it’s been a good ride, all, but this country will go down in a flames from people rioting over McDonald’s being out of fries – SOW

Another day, another video of Cardi B defending her man for being an (alleged) cheating slut – Just Jared

Chris Martin talked about the time he was a gay-hating fake gay – Towleroad

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